I really don't update my journal a lot. Hm. Maybe I should put something new in it. Here's A lame joke:


A truck driver enters A restaurant. He orders Meatloaf, beef, chicken soup and milk. Then he tells the guy behind the counter he has to go to the bathroom and goes.

Meanwhile whenever his meal is served the man behind the counter sees two hells angels driving their way in front of the restaurant. They enter and they eat the meal of the truck driver. Whenever the truck driver comes from the toilet he sees the two big men eating his dinner and he simply goes in front of the counter and asks; ‘’How much?’’ The counter man takes up the bill and answers ‘’Twenty dollars and fifty cents.’’ The man pays twenty-one dollars. ‘’Leave out the rest.’’ He comments, and he goes out of the restaurant.

‘’what A wimp!’’ The first hells angel exclaims. ‘’Yeah!’’ The second one agrees. ‘’That guy is even to chicken to fight us!’’ The man behind the counter nods. ‘’He’s A lame truck driver too, because as far as I can see he drives right over your motorcycles.’’


After my mom told me this I actually snorted the milk I was drinking from my nose, never knew I had that kind of power...