I really don't update my journal a lot. Hm. Maybe I should put something new in it. Here's A lame joke:


A truck driver enters A restaurant. He orders Meatloaf, beef, chicken soup and milk. Then he tells the guy behind the counter he has to go to the bathroom and goes.

Meanwhile whenever his meal is served the man behind the counter sees two hells angels driving their way in front of the restaurant. They enter and they eat the meal of the truck driver. Whenever the truck driver comes from the toilet he sees the two big men eating his dinner and he simply goes in front of the counter and asks; ‘’How much?’’ The counter man takes up the bill and answers ‘’Twenty dollars and fifty cents.’’ The man pays twenty-one dollars. ‘’Leave out the rest.’’ He comments, and he goes out of the restaurant.

‘’what A wimp!’’ The first hells angel exclaims. ‘’Yeah!’’ The second one agrees. ‘’That guy is even to chicken to fight us!’’ The man behind the counter nods. ‘’He’s A lame truck driver too, because as far as I can see he drives right over your motorcycles.’’


After my mom told me this I actually snorted the milk I was drinking from my nose, never knew I had that kind of power...

...Atleast, that's what the cops in here think!

This guy of Schiedam, (A city here in holland) got A ticket which he had to pay 75$ for because he didn't move his car when the traffic-light jumpred on green, but instead he just waited for A CAT to pass the road safely while the traffic light was on green.

BULLSHIT! I tell you, BULLSHIT!

You will never believe me when I tell you this, but it's true! Heck, I didn't even believe it when this message was on my homepage! The police in this country are IDIOT RETARDED I TELL YOU!

JUSTICE! JUSTICE! I WANT JUSTICE! NO BULLSHIT!

He was like, waiting in his car for the traffic light, but eventually when it turned green, A cat suddenly ran in front of the road. And he was like waiting for that cat to be away so he could go without murdering something. And since he was the only one in front of the traffic, no one behind him, it wouldn't budge. What he didn't know was that there where two *coughbastardscough* cops on the wait. And what do you know...?

They give him A F*KING TICKET! For what? Waiting for A cat to pass? Jesus christ dude...

Just imagine when you're in drivers school;

''What the hell are you stopping for!? It's green light!!''

''Hel-lo! This cat wants to pas's!''

''So what?''

''So what?! I ain't killing A cat!!!''

...Yep...*Kicks officer's ass* ...

Whoray!! No exams anymore! (For now -.-) But yea...Not the next five months so yay for me!

Sorry i've been on hiatus for A while guys...I just really was, and still actually, am busy sorting stuff out and all...yeah...

See you around anyways

There are some people I especially wish the best for the year 2008:










Amigos, Merry christmas and A happy, merryl new year!

And off course EVERYONE who's A member of DA and who isn't!
Boy...I sure love christmas...

Here's a BFF Quiz!

How well do you know your best friend? xD

Take the quiz, show it to your best friend, and have him/her correct it for you!

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Is your best friend here on dA?
No...Sadly not. She's A modern person but not THAT modern

If so, who is it?
Lotje

Do you know your best friend's full name?
She just has one name. She's not christian. (Most christian people have like, two more names.)

What is your best friend's first name?
Lotte

Where does your best friend live?
A few streets ahead from mine

What grade is your best friend in?
Uhmmm...Here in the netherlands we don't do ''grades''...She's like me in class three. (In high school. Off course.)

Do you know your best friend's ethnic origin(s)?
She's just dutch. Just like me.

What is your best friend's favourite food?
She loves anything that involves chocolate

Name 5 things you and your best friend have in common.
~ We hate our older siblings
~ We have both blonde hair
~ We both like reading a lot
~ We agree with each other all the time
~ We both have the most annoying boys on our backs

What is your best friend's hair colour?
Blonde

What colour are your best friend's eyes?
Green

What's your friend's favourite colour(s)?
Black

What colour does your best friend hate most?
She doesn't hate any color. Except maybe those fugly swampy color mixes.

Where did you and your best friend first meet?
Kindergarthen. I always followed her by tucking her shirt A lot of times! (First I was her stalker. Now I'm her BFF! XD)

Did you meet your best friend in person?
Well....DUH

When is your best friend's birthday?
November 9th

How old is your best friend?
She's the same age as me. 15.

As a person, what do you think of your best friend?
She's outspoken. Says what she feels. Doesn't care what ANYONE thinks of her. And she makes me feel better about myself and respect myself more. Without her, I'll be A wrist cutting dark hearted person and nobody would have ever loved me. I'm most greatfull to have met her in my life. Plus, she's the most funniest homie alive.

Name a random fact about your best friend.
She loves MSN...It's an addiction we're working on...

Who's her favourite celebrity?
She pretty much respects every person on earth. For so far she never told me who she hates. It's not like her.

What nickname does your best friend often go by?
Lotje, Lottie, Lot, kikkertje XD (means frog in the dutch language.)

What song do you and your best friend share, if you share one?
I don't remember the singer NOR the title of it ^^'

Who's your best friend's favourite band or singer?
It used to be hillary duff or something. Don't tell her I don't her I don't tolorate her music taste...

What is your best friend's favourite song?
She listens to loads of crap...Believe me...

What is your best friend's dream career or whatever?
She wants to do something anything that involves little children.

Do you want to be roomies with your best friend?
I certainly wouldn't mind. But I'm kind of worried If we'll see each other too much. I mean, we live close by with each other...

Do you and your best friend have future plans?
We enjoy life how we are going at it now. We'll worry about the future later

How would you feel if your best friend died?
Honesty. I really don't want to thing about it. What A fucked up stupid retared idiot question. I'll kill myself! Happy?

What do you and your best friend talk about?
Stuff. This and that. The usual.

Name something you like about your best friend.
She's spontenious and full of energy. She can light up A grumpy blood thirsty person like me >:3

Does your best friend like to read?
Hell yeah.

If so, what does your best friend read?
Tons of books. I can't remember them. All I know is some books I read that she reads too I can't imagine how she keeps reading them even if it's totally fucked up lame.

What is your best friend's favourite movie?
Dirty deeds~! (It's out movie)

What is your best friend's favourite TV show?
She watches TMF. Shows like, dismissed, sweet sixteen. That sort of BLING BLING SICKING shows...But I still love her.

What are your best friend's hobbies?
Hanging out with friends! =]

Who does your best friend have a crush on?
Us used to have A crush on that dude who played peter pan in that real life movie

Do you think your best friend will get married one day?
I hope for her she'll marry mr(Or mrs.) right

Does your best friend have a pet?
Rats. two of them. They smell and those little bastard bit my fingers...*Rubs cutted finger*

What song would you say best describes your best friend?
There are too many of THOSE kind of songs...

Would you kiss your best friend?
A FRIENDLY one.

Would you date your best friend?
No. No offense Lot. I love you. But not that kind of way...

Urban or rural?
Wtf?

Does your best friend like video games?
Neh...

Does your best friend have any siblings?
Two. A younger brother and A older sister.

If your best friend is a girl, is she girly or tomboy?
A little mix between both.

If your best friend is a boy, is he a jock or academic whiz?
-

Peace?
Out!!!!!~ That mean yeah...

What was the sweetest thing your best friend has ever done for you?
Comforting me whenever I felt bad and invited me to her campoing A lot of times.

Is your best friend creative or more academic?
She's REALLY creative minded. After all...She learns from the best~ *Smugy look*

Is your best friend into Politics?
No.

Do you like to hug your best friend?
Yes

Finally, how long have you and your best friend known each other?
Since kindergarthen.